the-doctor-is-ace:

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

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theshitneyspears:

When I see drama start to happen at a party:

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lordstark:

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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

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90scherry:

whatever I go thru, I get thru. so even when I’m not good..I’m good

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hickeywiththegoodhair:

hojabby:

My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer

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Originally posted by ihiphop

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blackgirlsvevo:

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

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your-villainous-neighbour:

heartachemotel:

eratomusings:

eratomusings:

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

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professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

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Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

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gar-dev-oir:

drunksuburbancollegegirl:

buryyourhands:

She haunts me in the best way possible

I think about this video all the time

yooooo

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I recognize that canon has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to continue to ignore it.

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thorrodinsons:

Once Upon A Deadpool | Trailer

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